Healthcare is a dumpster fire, but your health doesn’t have to be.

Meet a doctor who's on your team (not a power trip).
ER Doc
for 20 years
Badass
since birth
ER Doc
for 20 years
Badass
since birth

Where sass meets science, and sanity prevails.

Look, you deserve healthcare that sees all of you. Not just your symptoms, but your identity, your experiences, and yes, your sexuality too. I'm Dr. Cari, and I'm done with the way the system erases people.

Whether you're straight, queer, trans, non-binary, kinky, vanilla, or somewhere in between – you're welcome here. I'm tired of seeing patients get lost, dismissed, and shamed, so I'm bringing my ER experience, my passion for real connection, and a healthy dose of humor to shake things up. Think of me as that friend who'll give it to you straight, no BS, and definitely no judgment.

We're building a community where you can finally feel seen, heard, supported, and empowered to own your health and your sexuality. Because your well-being – in every sense of the word – matters.

My superpowers, at your service.

Inclusive Care
Tired of feeling like you're on a conveyor belt in your doctor's office? With direct care (aka concierge care), you get time. Time to actually talk, time to get your questions answered, and time to feel like a damn human being, not a number.
Think of it as healthcare, but, like, good.
Collaborations
Ready to create some magic? If you've got a project that aligns with my mission to empower people and disrupt the healthcare BS, I'm in. Let's join forces and make some noise, whether it's content, events, or something totally out of the box.
Warning: May involve sass.
Public Speaking
Want to light a fire under your audience? I bring the energy, the expertise, and the 'holy shit' moments. Whether it's health, wellness, or shaking up the status quo, I'll deliver a talk that'll leave them inspired, informed, and maybe a little bit uncomfortable (in a good way).

No BS??!! I didn't think that was a thing in health care. It's finally dawning on me just how much women have been left in the dark in so many aspects of our health. Thank you,  Dr. C!! The candor, listening, full-human-being care I didn't know I so desperately needed.

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C.S.M.

"I'm loving this sass! I am engaged, laughing, learning, vibing (no pun) etc! It's so good! I'm also placing an online order tonight, lol. Sweet dreams to you, my new found friend."

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M.P

"Dr. Cari is truly exceptional. She provides the kind of personalized care that everyone deserves but rarely experiences in today’s medical system. Unlike many providers who rush patients through like they’re on a conveyor belt, she takes her time and treats you like a person, not a number. She’s also incredibly down to earth and has a strong network of trusted specialists for referrals. Everyone should be lucky enough to have a provider like Dr. Cari!"

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J.C.

"Dr. Croghan has been a treasured resource for years. She is great at analyzing a problem and determining what you need and whether or where we need to get more help. She helped my daughter with what turned out to be a colon spasm. She helped me with exercises to repair my shoulder when I strained it, and it was better within a week. As my mother deals with the problems of aging and illness, Cari is right there to help me understand what is happening and how I can help. I am so grateful for her advice and care."

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A.F.

Knowledge is power, baby.

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